Michael (2017)

This ultra-low-budget comedy from Germany is not a good film – and it is not funny. Things that worked reasonably well in the short film Fang, on which Michael is based, completely stop working in this feature-length film. You are not missing anything if you are not watching this. […]

Eternal (2004)

This Canadian drama aims for horror, suspense, and eroticism – but it does not really achieve any of those.
While it is a very good-looking, well-produced film with a good cast and a mesmerising performance by its female lead, it unfortunately feels a little bit style-over-substance and its plot falls mostly flat. […]

Bordello of Blood (1996)

This cinematic release under the Tales from the Crypt banner is a somewhat lacklustre comedy-gorefest with a weak story. […]

Les morsures de l’aube (2001)

A man stumbles through Paris’s night-life looking for a man he doesn’t know. Based on a novel by prize-winning French author Tonino Benacquista, this film (also known as Love Bites) is full of untapped potential and minor plot holes. […]

The Thirst (2006)

The Thirst is a B-movie which has had lots of ideas thrown into it, without much of it working, or any of it forming a decent, coherent plot. Poor writing and especially poor characters defeat the attempts by actors, set designers, and practical effects artists to create a solid film. […]

Temptation (2009)

Temptation is an honest attempt to produce a decent B-movie. Many of the cast and crew put a lot of effort into this, and I like the premise and some of the ideas in this film, but an unpolished script, a small budget, and a relative lack of experience lead to a result that on the whole is not really satisfying. […]